Sarah's life plan

Sarah has many plans for the future. Tonight, she was telling us what this future looks like:

She and her friends are all going to live in mansions that are attached to each other.  If their husbands disagree, they'll just tell them that the girl rules everything and the husbands will accept that.  He will always be happy with her because she is so beautiful. Her husband will be a jock who likes to watch football.

Her house will have a real waterfall in the backyard. It will have a natural swimming pool with baby turtles swimming it.  It will be so natural, that the walls will be gold plated with diamonds. There will also be pine trees that are covered with snow. The roof of the house will be clear with tubes in it so that you can color it according to whatever festivities are currently going on. For instance, for Halloween, you could put black, orange and purple. Her dining room is going to be as big as our house. There will be glass floors with pink dolphins swimming underneath them.  The tables will have diamond encrusted napkins (ouch). And the walls will have crushed pearls on them. All the water will be piped in from the Grand Canyon and mountain springs.  The kids' rooms will be five times the size of our master bedroom and the guest bedroom will be seven times the size.  There will be a million TVs in the house to watch football. Even though she doesn't like watching football.

She will have a million outfits and change all the time. She is going to have her morning dress, her evening dress, her waking up from bed dress, her walking dress... Her wardrobe will be as big as half our current house.

She will have pumpkin spice shimmer lip gloss. In fact she'll have pumpkin spice everything (except baby turtles, because that wouldn't be so good).

For her birthday, she is going to have a Kit-Kat cake with chocolate-stuffed diamonds. If someone breaks their tooth on the diamond, they get to keep the diamond.

Actual Kit Kat cake seen in Tokyo. Minus the chocolate-stuffed diamonds.

She is going to have her own line of protein bars that will be all natural, including the powdered diamonds that will help with digestion.

She is going to have "mature" kids that are spoiled but don't act spoiled. They will get whatever they want. They will each get three things they want at the store each time they go. Their names will be Reese, Roxie and Katniss. They are going to be so cute that everyone will say how wonderful they are.  They'll have regular spa dates with mom.

She will be friends with all the movie publishers so she gets all movies before anyone. She is going to give boxes of king size candy bars for Halloween.

Megan's comment: "Why are you planning all this now?"