Dental Hijinks

At the dentist yesterday, we asked him about a spot on one of Megan's new front teeth.  The following conversation ensued:

Dr. Mike: The mark is a result of trauma to the tooth.  There was probably a high temperature spike or she got bopped in the tooth while it was forming.
Matthew: Do you remember when I tried to knock out your tooth?
Megan: Yes.
Matthew: That was amazing!
Megan: You used your hammer.
Matthew: It was amazing!
Hygenist: I like how he says "It was amazing!"
Matthew: That's because it was!

After asking some follow up questions it appears that there were no hammers used, instead it was a metal spoon.  

The RIGHT way

Sarah was doing the dishes tonight and I had rejected some as still visibly dirty for the second or third time. She got upset and I explained "I want to teach you how to do it the right way."

Her immediate response "I don't need you to show me. I know how to do it the right way, I just don't want to do it the right way!"