Megan has started telling us a lot of jokes. They are very funny but maybe not quite for the reasons she imagined. Here are a few of them:
Why does a beehive hang in a tree?
Because it needs water.
Why did the potato get caught in the flower net?
It was on the flowers.
Why does the fish go in water?
It needs to breathe.
Why does a fish need a tank?
Because it needs it survive and not live on the counter
freaking people out.
Why does green smoothie go in the fridge?
It needs to stay dry.
Why does a banana have a peel?
It doesn't want to get brown so easily.
Why do butterflies, bees and hummingbirds have wings?
They need to get away from their enmities quickly.
Why do we have trees?
To watch them grow and eat food.
Why does the digger man ride the fire truck?
He is a fireman on Sunday.