Monster Man

Matthew created a new role for himself. All on his own, he decided that he is Monster Man.  It looks like this:

The object of power he is holding is a shoehorn from Ikea.  It looks like a snake. 

Monster Man willl be happy to knock monsters off of you with his snake or hit any monsters he thinks he sees.  He even has a theme song (courtesy of Dad).

Monster man, monster man,

Matthew is the monster man.

With a snake clutched in his hand,

Matthew is the monster man.

He is brave, he will fight

Beating monsters day and night

Monsters all will flee in fright

When they're caught in Matthew's sight