Sarah: Dad, what is that red thing you put on hot dogs?
Dad: Ketchup?
Sarah: No, the other red thing!
Dad: I'm not sure what else you would have.
Sarah: What do you have on hot dogs?
Dad: Well, I have ketchup and mustard and relish...
Sarah: What is relish?
Dad: It is green...
Sarah: That isn't it. What is the red thing?
Dad: Can you tell me more about it?
Sarah: It is straight and red...
Dad: Do you mean the meat?
Sarah: Yes. What is it called?
Dad: That is what is called the hot dog honey. The bread is the bun.
Sarah: Oh.
I'm just glad she didn't ask what it was made of.
That is hilarious!
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